Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
smell my finger.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My feet surprised me
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
