Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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