giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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