"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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