Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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