There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
