Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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