How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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