Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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