I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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