we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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