i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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