I'm eating all of the evidence.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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