doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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