Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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