this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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