ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
A+ Viking dick
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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