Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
This toilet bowl is my home.
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