just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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