Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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