party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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