that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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