You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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