I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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