There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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