But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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