I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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