he told me I talked like a deaf person
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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