It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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