Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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