She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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