Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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