David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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