i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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