HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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