so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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