I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
i out mim tonsoeep
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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