He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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