whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She's JV to your varsity
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
All the doctor said was why
tell me about the fingering
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