I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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