We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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