He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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