I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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