scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
