wanna go halves on a baby?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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