I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i think i have herpe
just one?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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