They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
