love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
please don't ironically join a cult
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