Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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