Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
