So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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