i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
